You have to cherish even the littlest of moments in your life…
Guys just don’t have the same ability as women to be sexy. Women look like they are in the midst of ecstasy during sex… Guys look like someone is twisting their nutsack.
There, I said it.
It has become painfully obvious today that I am a person of the lowest moral character. Why, you ask?
When I first heard about today’s tragedy at the Boston Marathon my first thought was… “Well, it looks like we can running to the list of things that terrorists hate along side freedom.”
But, it didn’t stop there, no. My next thought was, “This just in, Obama announces a push to ban marathons… and sneakers.”
…and after reading a comment on Facebook lamenting how someone could try to kill innocent people… I thought, “Like Master Yoda said, Try not, do or do not… There is no try.”
Yeah, I’m a bad person.
So so wrong…