May 2013
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Joke of the Day
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
April 2013
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Straight, No Chaser...: Life is in the small... →
You have to cherish even the littlest of moments in your life…
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I'm a bad person...
There, I said it.
It has become painfully obvious today that I am a person of the lowest moral character. Why, you ask?
When I first heard about today’s tragedy at the Boston Marathon my first thought was… “Well, it looks like we can running to the list of things that terrorists hate along side freedom.”
But, it didn’t stop there, no. My next thought was,...
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March 2013
16 posts
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Wisdom of the day...
“Any pizza can be a personal pizza as long as you believe in yourself…”
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“I am sure every girl can recall, at least once as a child, coming home and...”
– Slams this down on the table in front of her.
Fucking THIS. (via ultrapunktoad)
God help the little snot nosed punk that ever treats either one of my daughters with disrespect. I’m an agnostic, but I will make the little fucker believe in hell.
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Wisdom of the day...
“Everyone has, at one point in time, gambled on a fart… and lost.”
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February 2013
10 posts
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January 2013
7 posts
